HEART STARTER!

I'm MAL, a queer man (he/it) hailing from the middle of nowhere. I'm a writer-turned-artist-turned-coder whose only just now gotten the energy to actually invest time in webmastery. I've received about 5 years of choral education and could probably also count as a hobby synthesist (even if I've only got two synths...) I'm a big fan of psychological and analog horror and love to learn about internet history and cybersecurity!

This entire website was coded by me, all by hand! All themed website assets were also provided by me. To find older iterations of the website, search it on the Wayback Machine; I archive it there every time I update it. If you'd like to reach out to me, shoot me an email or send me an ask on tumblr!

I should also probably put more text here since this section is supposed to be bigger than the other two, but I don't really have a lot to put here right now. This place is just really under construction. Eventually I'll probably put blinkies or something here.

This is another line of text. There will be other text soon. Don't worry about it.

Eventually, this website will contain a blog or something where I can say dumb shit and have you, my loyal viewer, clap and cheer at the mere prospect of being blessed with my wordage. Wouldn't you enjoy that! It's not done yet though, so tough luck go rub some dirt on it.

THERE'S A FUCKING CRITTER AS I'M TYPING THIS. A LITTLE BASTARD THIS LITTLE FREAK JUST SCURRIED INTO MY LINE OF SIGHT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING. WHAT THE FUCK. CALL SOMEBODY DON'T JUST STAND THERE